Blank Greeting Card

Penalty

$6.50

$5.95 flat rate USA (FREE over $60)

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  • 5" x 7"

Featuring a lovable hound dog with floppy ears, the Penalty birthday card from Saturn Press humorously captures the relatable sentiment of growing older. The witty quote, "Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed," adds a touch of humor and irony, making this card a delightful way to poke fun at life's unexpected twists.

Crafted with care using traditional letterpress techniques, this card is perfect for sharing a lighthearted moment with friends and family who appreciate the humor in getting older. Whether you're celebrating a milestone birthday or simply acknowledging the quirks of aging, this card is sure to bring a smile.

Estimated delivery between October 15 and October 17.

Penalty

Penalty

$6.50

$6.50

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